Carby Eats

01/10/2026

Orders due for meals next week!

Have you ever wanted to put your Pizza in some Tupperware and get a six pack? Carby Eats believes in eating the foods you love(b, from the mind of a professional chef & kinesiologist. This meal prep business will redefine your relationship with food and your weight loss/ muscular development goals!

11/20/2025

🚨Chili Mac has entered the chat. Order now get you meals cooked fresh this Sunday! Be on the lookout for our upcoming Black Friday discounts.
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08/03/2025

🍴 NOT ALL HUNGER IS CREATED EQUAL 🍴

That’s why Carby Eats offers two portion sizes:

🐾 HUNGRY – ~30g protein
🐾 STARVING – ~50g protein

Because guess what? We don’t all need the same energy. So why would we all eat the same portions? 🤔

Every Carby Eats meal is balanced with the real stuff your body needs:
✅ Protein
✅ Carbs
✅ Fats
✅ Fiber
→ A full meal to actually fuel your day.

We cook fresh every Sunday, never frozen, never mass produced. This ain’t a microwave mystery meal or overpriced “TV dinner” dressed in a fancy box. 👎

Our mascot? A Super Dog 🐶 — because if your dog needed to lose weight, you wouldn’t:
🚫 Starve it for 3 days and call it a fast
🚫 Cut out all carbs
🚫 Put it on a “cleanse”

You’d walk it more. Feed it better. Stop sneaking fries under the table. Simple.

All this fad-diet nonsense? Just marketing schemes to confuse people and raise prices.

✨ At Carby Eats, we fight fad diets with real food, real movement, and real support.
💥 Fuel up like a Super Dog and feel the difference.

03/09/2025

It’s 2025, we know starving ourselves isn’t a flex.
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If your car ran out of gas 🤣🤣🤣 would you just not give it gas and let it sit in the garage to create its own gas 🤣🤣🤣?!

It makes it younger. Jk.
Your body is very, very capable of “cleansing itself” it’s literally all of your organs jobs.

Hunger usually happens when we don’t get enough fuel and nutrients. Issue is we can get fast food in the morning, eat all of our daily calories, and get ALMOST NO NUTRIENTS.
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You wouldn’t believe how beautiful and how much: lean meats, whole grains, fruits / veggies, and omegas you CAN eat.
It’s not all about the calories and macros either. What goes into each meal is what really matters…

And fulfilling all of that is literally our business model.

10/29/2024

Captain Clot and the Cholesterol Crisis

Panel 1:
Setting: A bustling city filled with happy, healthy citizens enjoying a day at the park.
Caption: “In the vibrant city of Fitropolis, health reigns supreme…”

Panel 2:
Close-up of a dark, ominous figure lurking in the shadows.
Caption: “But lurking in the shadows is Captain Clot, the villainous mastermind of bad health!”

Panel 3:
Captain Clot, a rotund figure in a villainous cape made of greasy food wrappers, cackles as he holds up a giant burger.
Captain Clot: “With my evil plan, I’ll turn this city into a cholesterol nightmare!”

Panel 4:
He releases a swarm of flying fast food items—burgers, fries, and sugary drinks—over the city.
Caption: “With a wave of his hand, he spreads the temptation of unhealthy food!”

Panel 5:
Citizens are shown indulging in the food, looking excited but unaware of the danger.
Citizen 1: “Just one more burger won’t hurt!”
Citizen 2: “Just one thing of fries instead of food on my drive home…!”

Panel 6:
The scene shifts to a lab where the Carby Eats health heroes, SUPER HUNGRY and STAR VING, watch the chaos unfold on their monitors.
SUPER HUNGRY: “We need to stop Captain Clot before it’s too late!”
STAR VING: “Let’s rally the citizens to fight back!”

Panel 7:
STAR VING and SUPER HUNGRY worked together using Whole Foods and no added trans fats to make the foods the people want!
Star Ving: “Citizens of Fitropolis, unite! Choose health over temptation!”

Panel 8:
Citizens begin tossing aside the junk food, picking up Carby Taco Bowls and Carby Wing Zinga instead.
Citizen 3: “Let’s eat what makes us strong!”
Citizen 4: “Goodbye, Captain Clot!”

Panel 9:
Captain Clot, seeing his plan unraveling, shakes his fist in anger.
Captain Clot: “No! My cholesterol empire is crumbling!”
Panel 10:
As the citizens feast on healthy foods, they grow stronger, and Captain Clot starts to shrink in size.
Caption: “With each bite of healthy food, the citizens reclaim their health!”
Panel 11:
Captain Clot retreats into the shadows, vowing revenge.
Captain Clot: “I’ll be back, and next time, I’ll bring donuts!”

04/13/2024

Made hand puppets of our super dogs.

I am taking the evening off to relax - anyways the dogs do NOT approve.

02/25/2024

In addition to Teriyaki do you all think we should introduce: Orange Chicken or Honey Chicken next?

02/12/2024

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As a personal trainer / business owner/ regardless if I don’t have my meals in a busy shift I’ll eat out or order out and be one step further from my goals.

Failing to plan is planning to fail.

Order by Friday
Meals delivered fresh Sunday
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